A John Waters Christmas
It’s A Yuletide Massacre

A John Waters Christmas

$40.00 - $125.00
All Ages
A John Waters Christmas, featuring the Pope of Trash himself, returns to Slowdown on December 5, 2021.

This show, which was originally scheduled for December 6, 2020, has been rescheduled for December 5, 2021. All tickets from the original show date will be honored and do not need to be changed, updated, or reprinted.

Doors at 7:00pm

Main Room

$40 Advance/$45 Day of Show

$50 Advance Reserved Pitside East & West

$55 Day of Show Reserved Pitside East & West

$60 Advance Reserved Pit

$65 Day of Show Reserved Pit

$125 Reserved Pit Meet & Greet

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All ages show. Check entry requirements at http://theslowdown.com/All-Ages

Pitside and Balcony are seated with first come, first pick within the section. See the seating map here.

About A John Waters Christmas

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Merry Fistmas! Season’s Beatings! Happy Hole-A-Day. Like a nutcase St. Nick for Christmas crazies, John Waters, “gutter” filmmaker (Mondo Trasho, Cecil B. Demented, A Dirty Shame), tawdry stand-up comedian (This Filthy World) and author of many appalling books (Role Models, Carsick, Mr. Know-It-All) is on tour again with a whole new bag of holiday filth for bad little boys and girls everywhere. Both Santa and Jesus will send their regrets when this ho-ho-homo lets loose about reindeer virgin births, the illegally squatting Christ-child and chubby-chasing Mrs. Clause. There’ll be no silent nights here! No, this rapid-fire monologue for adult delinquents asks the holiday questions, “Was Joseph a virgin, too?”, “Is Santa now an incel?”, “Is Rudolph a bossy bottom?”, “Prancer a no-fats-or-femmes top?” And Vixen, well, “Did she make love with Russ Meyer?” Faux miracles really do happen if you pray to a lower power and Waters begs for the Satanic Temple to convert Greta Thunberg, hopes for a holiday “wilding” outbreak against the Christmas spirit from non-Christian minority children worldwide, and dreams of a new Catholic saint based on Chucky, the horror movie icon. John Waters, the Santa Clause who will give you pause, the fucked-up Father Christmas is coming to town to put the X back in Xmas. Be there or die.

Venue Information:
Slowdown - Main Room
729 North 14 Street
Omaha, NE, 68102